🎄Kick boring calendars to the curb — 2026 is your year to own the chaos with unapologetic flair. The Bitchie Acclamations 2026 Desk Calendar combines bold affirmations, a splash of profanity, and a whole lot of floral charm.

🎁Each month greets you with a snarky, laugh-out-loud mantra — the kind of “pep talk” you didn’t know you needed but will totally live by.

🎄 Life is messy, stressful, and sometimes ridiculous. This calendar doesn’t sugarcoat it — instead, it hands you a bouquet of flowers and a string of swear words to make it all feel manageable. Start each month with a smirk, a chuckle, and the reminder that you’re a total badass.

💥Calendar Size: 8.25” x 4.5”

Package Includes:

• 1 * Bestie Bagz® “B!tchie Acclamations” 2026 Desk Calendar

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